Heavy fuel

I gently rolled over in my bed looking at the clock, its only 8:30am and Mrs Kaoz was still fast asleep. Just as I was heading back to my dream I awoke abruptly.
Shit! only a days worth of fuel left and i need a trade hub, ships, more pos modules and strontium. I jumped out of bed and logged into eve, hitting the on switch on the kettle as i passed.

After 4 cups of coffee and 30 odd sigs scanned ,it was clear the only way out of our little world was the null sec exit.
Starting to panic, I jumped out of my trusty itty 5 with my pod and checked out null sec.
Result only 4 jumps to hisec! And it looks very quite.

Sod it , time to drink a big can of man up and run to the nearest shop (amarr was 12 jumps away)

I didnt see a soul on the way through null sec, not even a cod , and the only mullet was on my head.

The hueler was full the the brim with 100million isks worth of pos fuels in minutes and i was ready for the return trip.
Since it was so quite, i had no second thought to blindly jump into null sec in a untanked itty 5 with 100 million isks tied up in it...
One nv in null sec , and he just turned up at the gate i was at, so i hit warp to zero and waved at the dramiel out of my window and i shot off.
I was enjoying a fresh cup of coffee laid back in my pilots seat at my kitchen pc, when I was yanked out of warp early by a bubble, rubbing the coffee off my monitor i could just make out my new friend the dramiel pilot heading towards me.
I was right on the edge of the new bubble and spammed warp to the nearest planet, and my warp drive engaged!
A small celibration started as I thought I was going to make it.
The dramiel was still 40km out and i was approaching warp speed....very slowly approaching warp speed...

turns out dremiels are quite fast.

Now I did have a big can of man up...I just didnt open it yet.

There was begging ,
Offers of money,
Sex
Anything...

I guess he wanted to show off his killboard with his epic battle with a fail fitted itty 5.

Hummm i wants a dremiel .

As I awoke from my med clone, looked out into my ship bay, and see my viator,
no i said viator...

Perfect, just what i need, a cloaky blockade runner and downtime comming up.
29 jumps later and im outside the null sec system, cloaked , with a few days of fuel and 5 seconds untill servers go down...

time for a shower.

Needless to say I got it home 30.2 mins later with the help of super scouting space buddy.